Open Mouth Insert Dessert...I Mean Foot!

So, here is some back history to my lovely incident today. This week at my school we are having parent/teacher conferences, which equals tons and tons and tons and tons of stress. (If you were wondering I am a bit stressed this week) Anyways, this week we are also having a bake sale every day during conferences, which means the teachers have to bake something to bring one of the conference days. You may be asking yourself two questions right now.... First, does Jessica even know how to bake? Second, will it be safe for the parents and students to eat what Jessica bakes? The answer to both of those questions is of course I can bake (follow a recipe) and no one will be harmed in the eating of my baked good (weight gain does not count).

Tonight we had our first round of  parent/teacher conferences, which meant a lot of sitting and waiting for me. That's another story in itself...focus! Since I had some time to kill I walked in to the hallway and ran into my coach, who by the way is amazing. She asked me what I was making for the bake sale and I responded, "crack candy." She politely asked, "what is crack candy?" I went on to explain to her what crack candy was made of....fast forward about twenty-minutes. My parent never came for her conference so I proceeded to walk myself down to the book fair where my coach was working. As I am talking with my coach and another teacher, my coach says, "Tell this teacher what you are going to be making for the bake sale." I quickly respond (no processing involved before speaking) "CRACK CANDY." If you guessed that parents and children were looking around the book fair as I made this proclamation you are correct. Yikes!!!! To say my coach and the other teacher were shocked would be an understatement; as they were picking their jaws off the ground I quickly fixed my mistake and said, "I am making CRACKER CANDY." I proceeded to blame my word vomit on my frontal lobe because I have heard it isn't fully developed until you are twenty-five. I still have three more years of making dumb decisions.....right?

FYI- If you are going to use the term crack candy make sure it's around those who know what you are talking about.

Shout Out---Thanks Tracy for the recipe :)

After this hectic week is over I will update everyone on my physical and mental state of being.

Yours Truly!



This pan has white chocolate m&ms on top. Yummy!  



This pan has candy corn on top. I haven't tried this one becuase I am not a fan of candy corn. (Crossing my fingers it is good.)

Fall is Officially Here...Well Not Exactly!

So, last Friday was the official start of Fall and you better believe my kids and I had a party. No really, we literally had a party to celebrate the first day of Fall. Now this may come as a shock to you but no other teacher celebrated Fall quite the way we did. One other teacher did some Fall activities with her students but that was about the extent of the Fall excitement in her room. I do not blame my fellow teachers for not feeling the same passion for Fall as I do because it is currently still over a hundred degrees everyday out here. So, in their defense it's a little hard to get excited about a season you don't even get. (Please take a moment to think of these poor people who don't get to experience the amazing Fall weather and scenery...me included now.)


Our Fall Day:
The beginning part of the day was filled with fun assessments...yay! (not really) Then, it was time for science to start and that's when  my kids worlds were turned upside down. My parents sent me a box of dried leaves, which my kids thought was the greatest thing ever. You would have thought I had given them a million dollars each when in reality all I gave them was a leaf. Ok, I might have built the leaves up and made a huge deal about them coming from GA and not being able to get anymore and how fragile and special they were; but all of that aside my kids thought the leaves were the greatest things ever right until....Soandso broke one. Let's just say soandso almost lost his hand because of the breaking of a leaf. Thankfully, I was able to rescue him before the leaf detectives were able to get to him.


The rest of our day pretty much consisted of leaf and fall activities, sprinkled with a million questions about fall and why we don't have Fall. The best part of the afternoon (other than the cake) was when my students made their leaf into a creature or monster. If I ever figure out how to put pictures on this computer then I will take pictures and show you how amazing they did. Some students made their leaf into real animals like tadpoles and fish, while others made theirs into scary/silly monsters. The students also wrote about their creature/monster that they made. Crazy cute! 


Funny Story Time:
The other day one of my fellow teachers was getting observed by our principal and coach. Well, she pulled out a book about the four seasons and soandso from my class started going off about fall and all the things we had done in our classroom. Bet she never thought one of her kids would come in with background knowledge about Fall. (Yay! For Me!) Apparently the fall activities and leaves left quite the impression on him. The teacher is amazing so she recovered and went on to have a wonderful lesson.


Dear East Coast,


If you would like to send some of your amazing Fall weather this way that would be much appreciated.


Thank you,
Jessica (The girl who misses fall like crazy!)


I suppose that is all for now, but just remember I would be alright if someone would bottle Fall up and send it to me.


Yours Truly!

Jessica VS Running

I can do it....I can do it....I can do what?

What I can do.....Run a 5K in December. My goal is that by December I will be in shape enough to run a 5K. When I joined the gym a couple of weeks ago I told the guy that the only thing I wanted to be able to do was run. Well, that was a couple of weeks ago and I have yet to run. I have been to a variety of workout classes but none of them have actually involved running. There is one class that I love going to and it's called body tone. The class consists of a full body work out using cardio and weights. I am going to go out on a weight here (get it..haha) and say that my body is becoming a little more tone.

Reward System: I have learned through teaching that sometimes my students just work better if there is an actual reward at the end of the task. So, I have decided that if I actually run a 5k in December that I will reward myself with something. The only thing I know so far is that I refuse to reward myself with food. I have thought about new tennis shoes, work out clothes, pedicure, or new outfit. Sadly none of this things really motivate me to want to go to the gym and run. Any suggestions?

There is one reward that I am hoping to get in December when I come home, but I can't tell you what it is until it happens. Sorry you must wait until then to find out what it is. Plus I am just giving you incentive to check in on my blog every so often.

My goal for this week is to run/jog (probably walk) three times.

Look out Georgia, I am going to be coming back as one SEXY (sorry mom/dad but it had to happen at some point) young woman.

Yours Truly!

(Crossing my fingers I am better at running than blogging.)

Three Day Week

The answer to my previous post is the library. I love going to the library and checking out books for my students to read in class. The library books really motivate and push them to finish their work on time. My goal is to change out the books every week for them so they have a new collection to pick from. So far providing my students with library books has been an excellent decision.

In the past two weeks I have only taught my students six days, three days the week before and then three days this past week. The week before I had training on Thursday and then Friday the students did not come to school. This past week we had Monday off and no school on Friday due to the power outage. I love teaching my kids so I am genuinely looking forward to a full week. Plus having all of these weird schedules is causing the kids to get out of the routine of school. No good!

The AMAZING outcome of a three day week!!!! Thanks to the power outage which resulted in school being cancelled I was able to see Jared this weekend. Jared is in town visiting with is parents who live about 7 hours from where I currently live. So, yesterday I drove up to meet Jared at a half way point between where he is and where I am located. (He ended up driving a little bit farther than me but I am alright with that.) We were able to spend the majority of yesterday together and then a small amount of time today. I LOVED being able to see him but even more than that I loved being able to see a familiar face. The visit was very unexpected which made it that much more special; although the leaving part was of course bitter sweet. (No tears at ALL, everyone should be extremely impressed.) I will admit though once I made it back home I was in a bit of funk for a couple of hours because I started to miss him and everyone else back home. No worries though I have begun forging through with school work and I am going to hang out with friends tonight so life is happy just like always.

I am not the biggest fan of fundraisers and it seems as a teacher you get hit up all the time to help out with stuff. I have decided to start my own fundraiser though, so if you would like to see my face in October instead of December you can donate to the SEE JESSICA FUND. I am just kidding there is no fund to get me home in October. I have already been out here 2 months, so the next 3ish months until I am home should fly by. Fingers crossed.

I hope you all enjoyed reading about the randomness in my life.

This picture isn't from our visit this weekend. It's actually from

when we came in December to visit his parents and go to the

company party.

 
Yours Truly!

My New Obsession

Over the last month I have developed a very bad obsession for......

It was very tempting for me to stop typing after the first line but I shall not be that mean. What I am going to do instead is describe my obsession to you in detail. The person who comments with the correct answer will receive a gift from ME. :) I just can not wait to see who gets it right! (If you can not comment for some reason message/call  me and I will reward you with your prize)

Here are five clues to help you figure it out.
1. My new obsession is a place.
2. I go to this place once sometimes twice a week.
3. This place helps me to enrich my students learning.
4. Every time I go to this place I am by myself.
5. Next week I am going to start a class at this place.

Bonus Clue:
This place could potentially end up being very expensive and put a kink in my budgeting system. (Hopefully, this clue confused you a little.)

I know that the clues are not very detailed but I want you all to use your noggin and figure it out. If for some reason you have the urge to guess more than one thing that is alright with me.

Teacher Update:
The teacher next door to me is going to be out of school for the next two days. Normally it would not bother me that my fellow teacher is going to be out of town, but this week it makes me a little nervous. Our principal wants us to teach our students about 9/11, which is fine minus the fact I am teaching my class and my fellow teachers class. YIKES!!! Please keep in mind that none of my students were born and they don't know where NY is on a map. I always look forward to teaching my students new things but this lesson could end up being very interesting.

Yours Truly!

Reason 2: Why I can not have children!

If anyone would like to know the real reason I can not have children, please read Michelle's comment on my last post. She hit the nail on the head for why I can not have children right now. No worries, I have already let my sister-in-law and brother know that I am ready to be an aunt again; mainly because I have a big girl job and could spoil my niece or nephew. (Remember: He/She must be born in December or June/July, thanks for considering my schedule)

Now for the silly reason I can not have children. Reason number two someone would always want my attention so he/she could show/tell me something. I have come to realize over the past couple of weeks of teaching how much attention I receive throughout the day. My students are always figuring out cute little ways to get my attention. I must give my students a large amount of credit because some of them are very crafty when it comes to attention getting. So, far I have experienced a lot of the typical ways students try to get their teachers attention but now my students are moving in to more advanced techniques. Here are some typical attention getter's: broken pencil, not feeling well, patiently waiting me for me to personally address him/her, and the disappearing piece of paper. I love teaching the younger students because when I ask what happened to their paper, they always magically know where it went. My all time favorite way  two of my students try to get my attention is by following me around. My response, "I am not a mother duck, so you can not follow me around. The day I start quacking like a duck is the day you can start following me around." (You laugh but you are probably going to try it on your own students/kids.) My two students have stopped following me around and now remain in their seats, the magic of humor.

It's officially been a month since I started teaching my second graders. I would not trade them for anything, even those who pull on my patient string. Everyday when I leave work I can not wait to get back and teach my students the next day. My decision to move across the country was hard but the decision to get up every morning and teach is the easiest one I have ever had to make. Since, I do not have time to tell you every detail of my job what are some things you would like to know? If you have a burning question you would like me to answer just leave it as a comment.

Drum Roll......I am not computer less anymore, I received Jared's computer in the mail a couple days ago. Yay!!!!

Your Truly!!!

Reason 1: Why I can not have children!

A person who tends to neglect things at times should not have children. Case and point tomorrow it will be officially one month since the last time I blogged. When I started this blog I looked at it as my "child" and was going to nurture it into something great. Thankfully, my blog is not real and can easily be fixed with time and effort. My goal is to blog every couple of days so that everyone can read all about my amazing west coast life. If you start to feel jealous just remember, I too once lived on the EAST coast. I personally do not have a preference for living on the east or west coast. Now you all may proceed to comment and vote for your favorite coast. Please do not cast your vote until you have experienced both of them. I know some of you have not been out to the west coast, so I suppose I could take some time out of my life to help you experience it. (YES, visitors are welcome!!!)

The next order of business has to do with teaching. I contimplated writing all about my first month as a teacher but there is just to much to cover. Tomorrow I am going to start blogging about the highlights of being a second grade teacher. I know you are probably very worried that I will not blog, if you start to get the shakes because I have not blogged please call or text.

Other than neglecting my blog for such a long time; my life is going amazing and I am loving teaching! Please stay tuned for the second reason why I can not have children.

Your Truly!